~Shimon Moore, Sick Puppies
i don’t think aliens exist
then wtf do u call this
an overused joke
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Share a Coke with Sherlock
“Share a coke with Sherlock” is some pretty unfortunate phrasing given what we know about the guy’s drug habits.
I snorted.
So did he.
(Source: thebakerstboys, via ravenclawchild)
is he from star wars?
eVERYBODY IS BASICALLY CAPTAIN AMERICA EXCEPT FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA
I’m sorry but are we not going to point out that a 6 year old knows Hannibal…
Your 6 year old sister is a future sassy serial killer
(Source: rhymewithrachel, via ravenclawchild)
1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
(Source: youjustrealized, via ravenclawchild)
this is the old peter and a current one and im crying
MYFEELINGSCANNOTHANDLETHIS
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david-tennants-little-fangirl:
If you’re every feeling down, listen to this. Yes it might make you cry, but it will make you smile & feel warm inside.
Casually bringing this back….
I will not cry… I will not cry…
it broke my heart and made it better at the same time how is that even possible???
i made it a few seconds in and i had tears rolling down my face.
Brb crying.
It always makes me smile to stumble across something I created being shared online. I edited this for a friend who had writers block and needed desperately to believe in herself. It’s heartwarming to think that it may have helped others along the way. xx
(Source: seduff.livejournal.com, via itwillonlytakeaminute)
Brass players: buzz on your mouthpiece while you’re on tumblr and suddenly your summer will be the most productive practice session you’ve ever had
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Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
π
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world history
In one sentence
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“Siege d’amour” - the sex chair designed to allow 3 people to have oral sex together, commissioned by Edward VII while Prince of Wales. It was kept in his private room at Le Chabanais, an upmarket Paris brothel in the 1880s.
I LOVE OLD TIMEY SEX THINGIES.
Okay no. This isn’t meant for 3 people to have oral sex together.
The theory is that Prince Edward VII was too fat to have sex without crushing the girls at the brothel, so the chair was developed to assist him. (x)
MYTHBUSTED.
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I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
that would be so fucking convenient
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